Tell me a Joke

[InSearchofAdam]

Hello, Everyone! I'm just sitting here having a boring friday night and feeling silly. I thought I would tell a joke I heard tonight and hope that others will share some of their favorite jokes in return.

Here goes...

What did one wall say to the other?

Answer: Meet you at the corner

[happyschizoid]

How about a riddle?

When is a door not a door?

[InSearchofAdam]

How about a riddle?

When is a door not a door?

Yes! Riddles are also wonderful. But I'm afraid I don't know this answer. I have to think about it... I love riddles but I suck at them. Thank you for your response!

[happyschizoid]

When it's ajar.

Sorry, best I could do on the spot

[CellarDweller]

what's the number one pick-up line at a gay bar?

Hi! Can I push in your stool?

[bluedragon]

what's the number one pick-up line at a gay bar?

Hi! Can I push in your stool?

Pun-intended

[bluedragon]

Heres another one:

What do you have to do first if you want your sins to be forgiven?

[CellarDweller]

I don't know.....

[bluedragon]

I don't know.....

You have to sin first =P (its quite lame actually haha)

[CellarDweller]

what are the two ways you know you're at a gay BBQ?