Tell me a Joke

[bluedragon]

what are the two ways you know you're at a gay BBQ?

There are many sausages (to be barbequed)?

[CellarDweller]

There are many sausages (to be barbequed)?

Nope.

1. The grill isn't the only thing that's flaming

2. the hot dogs taste like shit.


*runs*

[bluedragon]

Nope.

1. The grill isn't the only thing that's flaming

2. the hot dogs taste like shit.


*runs*

Lol at the first one Hahaha

Nice one CellarDweller

[jimcrackcorn]

Q: What do you get when you put a cow on the ground?

A: Ground Beef

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Q: What do you get when you put an Elephant on a fence?

A: A new fence....................

[CellarDweller]

Lol at the first one Hahaha

Nice one CellarDweller

glad to be of service

[LONDONER]

In won't tell you a joke but I'll post this which might bring a small smile to your face.

[bluedragon]

In won't tell you a joke but I'll post this which might bring a small smile to your face.

LOL poor snake

[InSearchofAdam]

what's the number one pick-up line at a gay bar?

Hi! Can I push in your stool?

Cellar! That was awesome! It took me a second to get it and once it registered I laughed out loud! Thank you for that!

[InSearchofAdam]

I love these back and forth joke telling conversations everyone is engaging in! Thank you all so much for contributing!

Let's see if I have another one...

I hope this one isn't too graphic. I don't want to get kicked out of the forums.

Four homosexuals are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"

[jaxc]

"What do you call a gay drive-by?"
"A fruit roll-up":biggrin:

I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing and he said "I can't complain."

What does PinkFloyd and princess Diana have in common? There greatest hit was the wall :biggrin: