Tell me a Joke

[Ammon]

I love these back and forth joke telling conversations everyone is engaging in! Thank you all so much for contributing!

Let's see if I have another one...

I hope this one isn't too graphic. I don't want to get kicked out of the forums.

Four homosexuals are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"

Ewww! Good one though..

[Ammon]

What has no legs but can run in your kitchen...

[LJay]

Why does and Englishman tap the ketchup bottle on the side and and Irishman tap it on the end?

To get the ketchup out!

[Gideon]

*Boos and hisses at Cellar*

Those were -bad- man, so bad

*Laughs*

[InSearchofAdam]

What has no legs but can run in your kitchen...

I don't know, Ammon. What has no legs but can run in your kitchen?

[JimmyEcho]

HEY!
What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable???

Getting him back into the Wheel Chair.

[CellarDweller]

"What do you call a gay drive-by?"
"A fruit roll-up":biggrin:

lol

I've never heard that before

[Ammon]

I don't know, Ammon. What has no legs but can run in your kitchen?

Water in your kitchen

[InSearchofAdam]

Water in your kitchen

Ammon, I just saw your reply. I should have known that was the answer! Awesome. Thank you.