GaySpeak Dating

[Anocxu]

Why do I see a Maury Povich episode coming soon?

Helllz yeah!...
Finally... i'll be known for a tv appearance besides cops!

[Miles]

My goal is to get all of you pregnant by early 2015.

I'd like quintuplets, can you do that

[Anocxu]

I'd like quintuplets, can you do that

I have a couple of turkey basters around the house....
It's on!

[CellarDweller]

You are NOT the father!

SNap!!

[happyschizoid]

"My goal is to get all of you pregnant by early 2015. "

I'm available 2nd week of September, if you can't make that you will have to scratch me off your list.

[Wade]

As of tonight I've decided to try online dating. I've put it off forever cause I like to think that it's possible to meet a guy the ol' fashioned way (you know... between bathroom stalls at an Abercrombie and Fitch), but it's not... at least not for me. I went to a shitload of events during pride week in my town, didn't talk to anybody. I'm the only gay guy I know in my entire music/theatre department in school (can you FUCKING BELIEVE THAT???). It's not happening. I'm sick of being alone. Spirtually... I'm sick of it. I want someone to call and talk to, to be vulnerable with, and to get to know someone without all the bullshit barriers.

I don't know why I've decide to make this big dramatic proclamation. I have a cold. I think that has something to do with it.

EDIT: I've done it. I'm signed up with a site. I feel drunk. Drunk with love.

To celebrate I'm listening to this, and so should you:

[Wade]

It's dawning on me that I may have seriously just thrown 40 bucks in the toilet because of a dumb impulse.

EDIT 2: I'm now singing Air Supply at the top of my lungs, tears streaming down my face, clutching to my chest my increasing worried doggy.

[Miles]

You shoulda just hit me up. I only cost $5-$15 depending

($20 if you want to include the doggy)

[Wade]

Yeah, but the gas'd probably be a few hundred bucks.... And anyway, you shouldn't sell yourself so short. You're worth at least triple digits.

[Miles]

Yeah, but the gas'd probably be a few hundred bucks.... And anyway, you shouldn't sell yourself so short. You're worth at least triple digits.

Sure but sending three fingers in the mail might be a bit of a hassle,