My parents got divorced when I was 17. For a brief period of time they competed against one another for my love and my loyalty. I ended up with a Behringer guitar amp, the latest iPod and a foosball table. I call that time the Age of Decadence.
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I'm really not much on receiving gifts. Just come around and show the same enthusiasm for helping me paint or move furniture as you do drinking my beer.
I did a weird twist on this in 2011 for my birthday which is 11:55 New Years Eve. I sent out invitations to my birthday party with questionaires humbly asking for the ways each of them believed I could improve myself. It wasn't a survey. It was a test. I was looking for criticism. The people who gave criticism are still friends and are even closer now. The others have spread out to find someone else with a wet bar at home. I don't like suckoffants. Hahahahahha.
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Awful gifts: Pets. Twice now, people who I didn't even know well but who knew I am an animal lover, have given me puppies. Though I did IMMEDIATELY fall in love with the dogs, pets are a major imposition to put on a person as a "gift".
Fantastic gifts? Well, anything that shows you were really thinking of me when you got/made the gift. I have such a wide, eclectic range of things I like, it's really hard to just say one or two things that would make a wonderful gift....
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Yanno, I was reading through threads and came up with a agift that would be very nice and quite unique: virginity.
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I like gifts that come with a receipt.
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I HATE receiving socks as a gift, it's like no thought was put into, they where at the store the night before and thought, "oh crap, we forgot to get ceez something, I know... SOCKS... because everyone needs socks" :mad: that's like asking someone whats the most important thing to them in life and they answer back, "air". -_-
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