Longest Posting Streak - Get Your Rainbow On

[Gideon]

It's like three frickin' degrees over here. COLD, man. Just so unfair

[Gideon]

And another question...-why- the hell is bacon so angry?

[Gideon]

We love the bacon

We respect the bacon

We -worship- the bacon

[Gideon]

We dub it the candy of meats

And yet when we -cook- the bacon, it gets all pissy and jumps out and BURNS the hell outta you

[BlueStar]

I think both fit you well. Now my question is...why the hell are you hot? That is so unfair

Alright... I'm hot because my body is currently warm despite the heavy cold outside and the heating inside turned off.

[Gideon]

Tip of the day...never cook bacon naked

Not that I'm naked cause it's COLD

Damn fire won't burn either

[Gideon]

Alright... I'm hot because my body is currently warm despite the heavy cold outside and the heating inside turned off.

But -why-? I'm freezing my ass off

Despite the angry bite of bacon grease

[BlueStar]

We dub it the candy of meats

And yet when we -cook- the bacon, it gets all pissy and jumps out and BURNS the hell outta you

Simply use one of my flamethrowers dude.

[BlueStar]

But -why-? I'm freezing my ass off

Despite the angry bite of bacon grease

I tend to become hot when I'm not bored, regardless of the current weather.

[Gideon]