Longest Posting Streak - Get Your Rainbow On

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BUT he was a vampire WITH a big strap on dildo, so that made him slightly even with me.

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So he goes over to the side walk and pulls a stop sign out of the side walk. Pole and all! I was like WOW! And he was like, yeah bitch, prepare for a good fucking up.

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So I took a pebble and threw it at his eye. DIRECT HIT. He was blinded and dropped the stop sign.

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Then I ran up to him and grabbed him by his strap on dildo and threw him up against the wall. Then the little bastard gets up and pulls a knife out of his back pocket.

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Then he starts running at me full force screaming like a fucking maniac, at this point a black gymnast noticed the whole thing.

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He comes back flipping up to the midget in glorious fashion and bicycle kicks the knife out of his hand.

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So I was like okay what the fuck is going on here?
The gymnast looks at the midget and screams "you'll pay for what you did to my brother!"

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So at this point it's obvious to me these two have some history so I'm slowly backing away trying to leave the situation. The midget comes running at me again full force, his strap on waving to and fro.

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The gymnast does this really badass slide up to the midget and rips his strap on dildo off of the midget.

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He then proceeded to slap the shit out of the midget until I saw teeth flying out of his tiny vampiric mouth.