Longest Posting Streak - Get Your Rainbow On

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He starts bleeding profusely out of his mouth but the gymnast won't let up. At this moment that asshole Waldo, from "Where's Waldo" comes behind the corner.

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He throws a knife at the gymnast, which hits him square in the stomach. He drops the dildo and grabs his stomach screaming in pain. At this point, the midget pulls out a gun.

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He blasts the gymnast in the face and he goes flying back and smashes into a car, his lifeless body collapsing to the floor among the glass from the car window.

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Waldo pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting at the midget, who starts doing all of these crazy flips and epic dodges.

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They fire at each other back and forth until they both run out of bullets at the EXACT same time. They stare each other down real ugly like, throw down their guns, and start charging at each other.

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At this point I am beside myself with disbelief. I cannot believe what is going on and start crying out of utter confusion.

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The two start fighting, punching and kicking, biting and scratching, screaming, swearing, yelling, crying. So much insanity all at once.

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Eventually, the midget backs up and starts shaking his fist like he's in a video game or movie charging up for some power hit.

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Waldo, all cocky like, walks up to him slowly. The midget jumps and unloads a punch right through Waldo's chest, his heart clenched in the midget's hand.

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He lands back down as Waldo falls backwards while his eyes roll back into his head. The midget says "found you, bitch" and crushes his heart in his hand.