Some quickies to offend everyone
Sagittarius
09-16-2014, 07:29 PM
Q) What is a Yankee?
A) The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q) What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
A) The position of the dirt bag
Q) Why is divorce so expensive?
A) Because it's worth it.
Q) Why is air a lot like sex?
A) Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q) What do attorneys use for birth control?
A) Their personalities.
Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A) 10 years and 45 lbs
Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A) 45 minutes
Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A) Through his chest with a sharp knife
Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
A) They can't stand criticism.
Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
A) The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q) What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
A) The position of the dirt bag
Q) Why is divorce so expensive?
A) Because it's worth it.
Q) Why is air a lot like sex?
A) Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q) What do attorneys use for birth control?
A) Their personalities.
Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A) 10 years and 45 lbs
Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A) 45 minutes
Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A) Through his chest with a sharp knife
Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
A) They can't stand criticism.
Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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