F**K I'm Good Just Ask Me

[Virge]

The other day I was PMing to Mav about Jay calling me a Figjammer. Aussie Slang for

Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me

Here's the video that started it...

[East]

LOL...someone has that username at another website...never knew hat it meant.

[Virge]

Well now you now....
I wish Fig jam was sold in stores.....

[LJay]

OH, it is! Look in the cheese section of a fancy store that sells high end cheese. It is supposed to be served with a cheese board as a kind of palate shifter (I think.)

If you can't find it you could always empty a lot of Fig Newtons and feed the cookie part to the birdies.

[Virge]

OH, it is! Look in the cheese section of a fancy store that sells high end cheese. It is supposed to be served with a cheese board as a kind of palate shifter (I think.)

If you can't find it you could always empty a lot of Fig Newtons and feed the cookie part to the birdies.

GOOD NEWS ON FIG JAM!

My room mate came in from work and I was playing the song. We started talking about it and I said I was trying to find out where ti buy fig jam. He told me all we have to do is find a farmers market when we go to Tennessee in 3 weeks. They grow figs and make preserves all over in the southern USA.

[LJay]

I can't get around it, Virge. somehow figjammer sounds a bit like fudgepacker. Is this a double entendre or just coincidental strangeness?

Dem Aussies. I wonder sometimes.

[jimcrackcorn]

This hip-hop artist speaks a little too fast for me to understand the lyrics (I'm slow),,,,,, but I do love Fig Preserves!!!!! Yum!!!!!!

[palbert]

Available from Amazon if not in your local market

For a Tennessee source: http://www.jonesorchard.com/jones-orchar...-store.htm

[Virge]

I can't get around it, Virge. somehow figjammer sounds a bit like fudgepacker. Is this a double entendre or just coincidental strangeness?

Dem Aussies. I wonder sometimes.

Yeah... there's never a dull moment with Jay.
give a squiz = let me see.
yank on me grundys an dacks = put on my underwear and pants
gattany metho? = Do you have any rubbing alcohol
'bout widden kooey = nearly there, close by, in seeing distance
Y-ya beying a root rat = why are you still horny
youtey = work truck or van

But back on topic.........
As long as figjamming doesn't involve figging no one's going to have to dig their arms out of their butts to get them sewed back on.

[Virge]

Available from Amazon if not in your local market

For a Tennessee source: http://www.jonesorchard.com/jones-orchar...-store.htm

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Thanks
Palbert!!!

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I will be ordering from them!
Blueberry pancake syrup is a must try!