Kid's just say what they're thinking....

[LJay]

I remember a time when it wasn't so common for men to shave their heads... Now it's really quite common, just like tattoos. I grew up in the hippie years, long hair and all...

I was there, too. Everybody else grew up, but I refuse.

"Oh, but I was so much older then. I'm younger than that now."

[princealbertofb]

Lol lol lol, Reaper and Borg.... :biggrin:

[Virge]

Sorry, Virge, I can't resist.
Is it different with that hand?

Not really. I do the two handed laced fingers grip so I never miss it.

That missing finger was probably eaten by his nose.

hahaha! I have a rubber finger I use sometimes to get laughs. I scared the crap out of a pair of macho gay bikers who were guests at the B&B this summer. We'd had a few drinks and they were making snarky funny comments about it and my sex life because of it. I yanked by shorts down and shot a rubber finger out of my ass right into one of their laps. Big bad leather biker went 50,000 watt sissy and climbed over the back of the couch screaming so loud it scared my dogs and got them barking.

What I'm saying borg...is... you too can get fingered if you're careful. hahahahhaa!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

The only time kids want to talk to me is when they are lost.

IDK, I must be magnetized for lost children. No matter where I go if a child is lost they come up to me to tell me that they are lost and expect me to help them. Do I look like a cop? Do I look like I work there? IDK I don't get it.

That and the mentally handicapped. I can be standing with a group of people and I get singled out and talked too.

I told my ex about his problem when we first met, he didn't believe me, well for the first couple of years... Then for years he would brag about this disability of mine.

Children - ew - ew, ew, ew, ew.

[LJay]

[blushes]So very sorry, Virge! I was asking about playing the piano.