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Home security
#1
SAFE AT HOME
I've torn out my alarm system
& deregistered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got a Pakistani and Afghan flag raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police and intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer :=))
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
Hilarious..................lol
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#3
Put out your prayer rug for authenticity.
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#4
Real good..
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#5
Ebola quarantine placard?
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#6
Where I live the rednecks would ignore the police and level the place if they saw that. They are very effective if not always thoughtful.
I bid NO Trump!
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#7
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#8
thx for making me smile........I have 2 mastiffs as my home security , I don't get problems either lol
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