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Double glazed windows
#1
OH MY!!!
Last year, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-glazed, energy-efficient kind. Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still hadn't, like, paid for them. OMG! Hellloooo,............ Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm, like, automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would, like, pay for themselves in a year. Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]hahahahahhaha
hahahahaha![/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]I'm going to use that line on a guy
trying to sell me more solar panels
also guaranteed to pay for themselves in a year!

Thanks Londoner!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]
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#3
simply delicious.
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#4
I'll be sharing that one!
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#5
Gotta remember this one
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#6
Super dooper pooper scooper!
I bid NO Trump!
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#7
Smile lol.lol Smile good one!!
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#8
Very nice. Thanks.
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#9
Double glazing. I can only dream of such a thing.
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