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Good news (sort of)
#1
The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news."

The millionaire CEO replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million."

The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"

The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#3
saw that one coming 'round the bend... Wavey
Heart  Life's too short to miss an opportunity to show your love and affection!  Heart
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L o l . . . . . . . .
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