Interview the person below

[knickerbuck]

hmm .. that seems like a good idea ..

sardines in can or home-made corned beef

[Insertnamehere]

I prefer mackerel, can I have canned mackerel?

Stalinesque Latina grandmothers or Disciplinarian Japanese fathers?

[knickerbuck]

ill get me the grandmothers

darts or javelins?

[Cridders88]

Darts.

Do you like it rough?

[knickerbuck]

YES ..

salamanders or quetzalcoatls? ..

[Insertnamehere]

Feathery shit

You're holding your set of house keys and they turn into a Howitzer. Do you go for a new set of keys or do you blast open every door with your new toy?

[knickerbuck]

find a new set of keys, i left my military life a long time ago ..

you see Diablo in Uber Tristram what char will you use and describe your methods of exterminating him?

[IanSaysHi]

I'll be honest, I played Diablo 3 and got so bored. I've switched off from the series.

You wake up to a delivery of;
A train ticket to anywhere within a 3 hour journey
A laptop with easy to use, professional video editing software
An iPhone 7 with 128gb storage
A designer suit
A deluxe birthday cake
Some gardening equipment- spade, lawn mower, hedge trimmer - and some plants
All Disney films ever made on DVD
A canvas and oil paints

What would you do with your day?

[knickerbuck]

thank God ..

if you had an Indian friend stuck in traffic and an Eskimo friend asking you to buy a birthday cake for his mum, who would you attend to first?

[IanSaysHi]

I can't help with traffic but I can bake a cake.

Are you unimaginative?