Interview the person below

[Cridders88]

Nope, I can't play any instrument competently.

Can you speak more than one language?

[Emiliano]

Yes

What was your last dream (that you can remember) about?

[thawoods]

me being the devil

do you like spring rolls ...

[Cridders88]

Yup, spring rolls are nice.

When was the last time you felt embarassed? What brought on this embarrassment?

[thawoods]

oh man, im too embarrassed to tell

what device was new to you growing up?

[Insertnamehere]

Since I wasn't born knowing anything, everything was new....right?

You are approached by government officials who tell you that one of your relatives holds a secret, but for whatever reason, they have decided to go silent on it. These people tell you that revealing the secret will have effects as vast as curing cancer, stop wars across the world, legalizing LGBT rights universally, etc. They task you with getting it out of them.

Would you? If so how?

[thawoods]

no, that secret is none of my business

would you prefer a black pearl or a tiny diamond?

[Emiliano]

A black pearl.

What was the last thing you faked?

[Cridders88]

Today. I faked my interest in a customer who would not stop moaning that her eye test wouldn't be NHS funded as she was coming in before she was due, despite having no issues. I wasn't getting anywhere with her no I nodded and agreed at how "outrageous" it was. She's very lucky we have the NHS at all!

Is it cold where you live right now?

[IanSaysHi]

Yes, ish.

You fall down a hole and find yourself in a mysterious cave. There is enough light to see around you coming from glowing fungi on the walls. You stumble along until you discover a table.

On the table are four objects: a map, a rope, a knife and a bell. The map is of the cave and shows an exit 5 miles away. If you try to take more than two objects, you find any extra objects disappear and dematerialise back on the table (so you can only take two).

Suddenly you hear a booming voice telling you you have 2 minutes to take two objects before the section you are in collapses.

So...

What's you're favourite Italian meal?