Is it Rude to Eat on the Couch?

[Virge]

[MENTION=21461]Steve[/MENTION]. You didn't know Ray and I were in the marines with Kel Johnson did ya? We knew him at Camp Pendleton and I have to tell you -- the guy is a total jerk. He treated women like crap and poor Ray was nearly exhausted running a revenge sex service. The way he dropped that gal the last season was EXACTLY the same words he sued on girls back then. I could tell you some fun stuff on Kel. He's such a fucktard -- and I mean that in the nicest way possible.



You know his nude selfies leaked out don't ya?

[Virge]

I just remembered this guy. It's a pic worth clicking to enlarge

[Steve]

You didn't know Ray and I were in the marines with Kel Johnson did ya? We knew him at Camp Pendleton and I have to tell you -- the guy is a total jerk. He treated women like crap and poor Ray was nearly exhausted running a revenge sex service. The way he dropped that gal the last season was EXACTLY the same words he used on girls back then. I could tell you some fun stuff on Kel. He's such a fucktard -- and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION] Yeah, I wondered. Weeks ago Ray had mentioned that I probably had seen some pictures of a guy you both knew from service, but I didn't put two and two together until the Below Deck reunion show. Even then it kept slipping my tiny mind to ask y'all if you knew him.

It was apparent from the show that the guy was a total tool. But he has a pretty nice tool too (yeah, saw his selfie's). I wouldn't want to marry him, just strap a ball gag around his head, tie him to a Saint Andrew's Cross, and fuck him for the fun of it. It'd be redundant to fuck him stupid. I'll have to grill Ray for the fun stuff.

Back to topic...
Andrew Corvin anyone? Y'all could eat him on the sofa, yes? *crap* Eat with him, I mean. Yeah, that's it.

.
How about Darrell Thomas? Would you serve him meat on your sofa, hmmmmm?

.

.
Ok, ok, skip the sofa. You can't handle the milky white stains. I get it. So have Kirill Dowidoff in the kitchen if you must. (The cleaver is a tad gruesome isn't it though?)

Or keep him on the sofa and enjoy a squirt of protein supplement.

.

.
Just look how Vasa Nestorovic is getting ready to serve you dinner. Can you honestly refuse a meal on the sofa with this guy? What a dinner platter!

.
.

[Rareboy]

Time for a lunch break....

[Virge]

Stop [MENTION=21461]Steve[/MENTION] Stop! I can't take it anymore! Please stop! I'll do anything! This torture is killing me!

[LJay]

What idiot uses a cleaver on a steel table?

Besides, it appears that the cleavage has already been taken care of.

[Steve]

[MENTION=20933]LJay[/MENTION]
--clever observation & quote attributed to LJay

What idiot uses a cleaver on a steel table?
Besides, it appears that the cleavage has already been taken care of.

Yeah, I thought the same thing LJay. Then I thought, move over Moses a better miracle has been preformed: The parting of a hotastic manstud ass!

Another couch hors d'oeuvre: Diego Arnary.

.
I do like 'em a tad ruff: More Diego.

.

.

.

.
By all means, stand him up and "clean off" the crumbs first.

.
Then just let him lay about on your horribly uncomfortable sofa and much away in merry abandonment. They "sofa" looks like a traditional Spanish church pew, doesn't it? Is anyone praying?

.
Or you could just skip the sofa and let the stud ball in bed.


Personally getting balled in bed trumps eating on the sofa in this instance, but maybe that's just me. Anyone else let a man eat your biscuits in bed? Hmmmm?

[MountLogan]

Well done steve lol

[Steve]

[MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION]

Stop @Steve Stop! I can't take it anymore! Please stop! I'll do anything! This torture is killing me!

"If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop..."
.
It was the picture... that lovely likeness you posted of what must be JayBird's magnificent bottom. You started it you wicked, wicked man.
.
"Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why my little party's just beginning."
.
Ryan McDermont? Would you dine next to him? He may be a tad too boy next door for y'all. Still, never look a stud muffin in the.. well, you know.

.
Sebastian Hernandez? On laundry day he would be handy. Hell, any day of the week he'd feel my handsy's.

.
And I know none of you would willingly turn down a willing Beckham, would you? Could you? He may not be on a couch, but the image of him reclining on a hard pole made the whole "Eat on my sofa" thing sort of a moot point, don'tcha think?

.

[Steve]

And how about some music on the porch while we're inside eating on your couch? You can't begrudge us a lovely cello solo when we're all inside staining your sofa.


And where does it stop? You you let a guy nosh in a chair too?