I need help.

[Anonymous]

I’m over 30 but people usually think I’m 18 when they meet me. I’m not really gay but have always fantasized about sex with men. I believe in sex before a commitment or marriage is wrong and I don’t masturbate either. I’ve been going to the gym for five years now but the trainers don’t know what they are doing. They say I need to loose at least 22 inches in my waist before I can get abs. Besides all my friends tell me I’m attractive just like I am.

I can never have a relationship with a gay man because everyone knows how superficial and judgmental they are. They judge everyone by looks and not by their real beauty that is on the inside. I’ve been dating a straight guy who works part time driving the bus that takes me vocational rehab. He’s real nice about helping me get on the bus. I think his name is either Tom of Tim. I’m sure he’s straight because he has a Nazi tattoo on his neck and wears a “I hate fags” t shirt. He’s real cute and will be a model after he’s done with all dental work and gets his water cut back on so he can start taking showers. I can tell he’s attracted to me by the way he always laughs when he see me waiting for the bus.

Also I know I’m real good looking by the way all the gay men stare at me when they see me. The gay guy who runs the ceramic and pottery store always follows me around when I go in and shop. He even says I remind him of a bull which is gay slang for something I think.

You should comment and leave your problems anonymously. Maybe we can all get together and write a book.

[meridannight]

Also I know I’m real good looking by the way all the gay men stare at me when they see me.

[MENTION=18508]East[/MENTION], you got your answer. lols.

[Anonymous]

Oh you're right about how superficial gay men are. I can't even get any of the masc. white ones to talk to me; the only people who pay attention to me are fat old fems who don't even wear Abercrombie, let alone model for them.

Meanwhile my wife, my boyfriend and the guy I sext with at work are all mad at me for having Grindr on my phone, but the only reason I have it is to make sure they're not using it. In fact that's how I met the second guy; he fell for the sock account I made to test my boyfriend and I don't have the heart to tell him I'm not really a dead ringer for Channing Tatum.

[Anonymous]

I used to get told I look like Channing Tatum but now everyone says I look better. My parents have said things about me going online naked but I'm always real careful who I cam with and besides sexting and camming isn't really sex so I don't know why they get so upset about it except that I use up most of the paper towels.

One of the guys I cam with is a real hottie from Senegal who wants me to come there and help him smuggle money back to the US for him. I'm saving up money to fly there but I don't make much working part time at Betty's Barn of Discount Shoes.

[TwisttheLeaf]

*Thinks he must be missing his sense of humor today. Either that or some gay dude in denial needs an ass kicking.*

[Gideon]

It's okay, babe. Someone thinks they're funny but they're kinda well...not.

The cat videos are definitely more amusing

[CellarDweller]

It's okay, babe. Someone thinks they're funny but they're kinda well...not.

The cat videos are definitely more amusing

[MikeW]

... I don't make much working part time at Betty's Barn of Discount Shoes.

if ur hot as u say u coud. …

[Borg69]

[Rareboy]

I am a graduate magna cum laude.

Hey Andy....who has just recently hit the threshold to be able to pull a bag over their head to try to make us all laugh today????????????

Oh. And by the way? The OP is right. He needs help.