Dog Lover's joke
Sagittarius
01-25-2015, 07:16 PM
A dog owner, whose female dog was `in heat', reluctantly agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog, while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart; however, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable todisengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was late, she called the vet who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you really think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you really think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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