joke

[vmarchisello]

why did the skeleton not want to cross the road



he had no guts

[princealbertofb]

Clever, v.

[BlueStar]

*of sympathy*

[IvanSalnikov]

Heard it, but it's a good one

[himself]

Having no brain, it lacks reason and sentience, so it cannot 'want' to cross the road. Maybe that's not a very good punchline - it doesn't roll off the tongue very easily.

[Camfer]

A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender, give me a beer and a mop!"

[Wade]

This whole thread reeks of silliness, and I for one will have none of it. Good day to you all.