The person below me!

[Amigo]

True. And I found the perfect thing to smoke. Ganja.

I've tried every drugs, soft and hard... and came to conclusion that while others are just once in my life things, but the ganja can be my life partner.

The person below me is bored.

[fjp999]

I dream about being bored. I have wanted a quiet life for the last four years and it just gets more and more chaotic.

The person below me needs to shave, real bad.

[sox-and-the-city]

I did and hour ago. Not anymore

The person below me knows the cure for falling for your straight friend.

[Lilmy87]

Ummm... time? Failing that, ice cream???

The person below me has ever complained in a restaurant.

[marshlander]

True. Slices of cucumber don't normally come with three matching brown holes in each.

The person below me has overdone it.

[sox-and-the-city]

And how. I've overdone it so much i make old-skool rockers look like countdown contestants...

The person below me thinks rationalising selfish acts can help convince yourself they're okay.

[Lilmy87]

Yes, I do believe it is known as cognitive dissonance!!

The person below me enjoys countdown and even plays along sometimes.

[sox-and-the-city]

Hells yeah, nothing like a bit of countdown

The person below me hates pre-sliced cheese. Just conceptually.

[Lilmy87]

Oh umm... conceptually, maybe it seems a little lazy... but great for packed lunch sandwiches, and I just can't find it in me to hate anything that shaves a few minutes off my morning routine, and affords me a little extra time in bed!!

The person below me can get ready for work in 15 minutes, if it is absolutely neccessary.

[sox-and-the-city]

If ABSOLUTELY necessary i can do it in ten, twelve if my hair is longer (takes longer to wash...) But on a normal day you're lookin at three times that minimum...

The person below me finds a song they like, then puts it on repeat until they can no longer stand it, thus ruinig the song for ever.