The person below me!

[Bookworm]

I have, just last month in fact.

TPBM needs a haircut

[Insertnamehere]

Nah, already took care of that

TPBM prefers to just stay quiet because of fear of saying something stupid or not having anything to add to a conversation, so everyone looks at you like the oddball that never talks so they don't bother with you and you start thinking why did you even go to this thing in the first place when you know you suck and you better go before things get more awkward than they already are.

[Darius]

Definitely not me.

TPBM watches porn while posting here.

[Cridders88]

I don't. I watch porn whilst masturbating.

TPBM is disappointed.

[Sherman8D]

Yes, disappointed on Gayspeak's ugly emojis.

TPBM is a total klutz

[artyboy]

No I am not :l

The person below me is bored of people talking about a fat man with a blonde wig?

[trywait]

say wut? euphemism for someone?

tpbm gardens as a hobby

[Darius]

Not sure I call it a hobby, but since I bought my house two years ago, I have grown a vegetable garden both years and flower beds. But to be honest, the flower beds were installed by landscapers, I just have to water them.

TPBM has always wanted to learn how to play a musical instrument.

[IanSaysHi]

We learnt how to play the recorder age 11. I bet I could still play 'Three Blind Mice'. Read it and weep.

TPBM doesn't own any towels that make a matching set.

[Darius]

Untrue. When I moved into my new home, I got all new towel sets.

TPBM likes to take road trips.