Politically Incorrect jokes

[RoydonLeeJ]

Here are some jokes that push the limit a little...

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Not Madeline McCann.

How much does Jesus love you?
(spreads arms and looks mopy). This much...

What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.

When Gary Glitter came back to the UK, McDonalds released the new Glitterburger...
60 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

When Madonna moved to England she said she wanted to be more English. Now she's a divorced, single mother with three children, and one of them's black. Job done.

What's red and sits in trees?
A sanitary owl.

That's all I got, please add more. I apologise now for any offence these cause, but I am simply the messenger.

[Phil]

Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?

A rape victim.
...
What's blue and fucks grannies?

Hypothermia.
...
Three women were in the waiting room of a gyneacologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"

No offence intended :biggrin: