Maybe in my old age (i've been older than the last two guys i've been with and now i'm after another one!!! Turning into a right cradle snatcher hehe) i've lost touch with the what the cool kids are doing, but back when i was - what's the expression?? - down with the programme, people who wore trashed shoes bought shiny new ones (and fantasised about buying the £500 suede boots in Harvey Nichols)...
Is this some kind of sexual euphemism/inneundo that i should be made aware of??
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