Smegma? pshhh...
That's nothing!
I personally enjoy the delicacy of the dingle-berry!
Mmmmm... Like when they're on their second week of ripening on a crotch rotted anus!!!
Holy moly! Let me tell you!!! There ain't nothing like it!
That's when they're dried up like pebbles on a sun-kissed beach in Rio.
DEEEEEEEELISH!!!!
Then, I like to suck them off the anal hairs of preferably homeless men
(They taste best in my opinion),whilst restoring them to their original moist state, melting in my mouth like Lindor Truffles, one by one, like cherries plucked from their stems.
And sometimes, if I'm lucky,
(this is the best part!) the anal hairs will pop right off
(down to their white pulpy roots) with them
(more fiber for me!)...
Well, when that happens... let's just say I like the way they tickle down my throat and on the roof of my mouth, teeha!!
No judgement here brother! Guys like us need to stick together!
And to you haters out there, don't knock it till you try it!