Masturbation will get your hands pregnant!

[LONDONER]

So claims a Turkish Muslim cleric. I think he needs a lesson on the human anatomy.

http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/men-who...pparently/

[LJay]

Perhaps this gentleman's turban is wound a bit too tight.

[Darius]

I bet he got a boner when the caller confessed to jacking off and he whacked off the minute he left the stage.

I'm going to go jack off now. I'll wear condoms on my fingers, however.

[Iceblink]

All that masturbation has resulted in babies waiting for me in the afterlife? I guess had better get busy now and seek some child support from Jason Statham, Gerard Butler, and Tom Hardy.

[Butterfingers]

That might explain why my hands were in labor for 40 years...

[CellarDweller]

oh, the abortions my hands must've had.....

[jaxc]

And some people wanna get rid of sex education over here , well i hope they know this is what they will be in for :biggrin:

[ceez]

Seriously who listens to these people:confused:

[jaxc]

Seriously who listens to these people:confused:

Probably the same people who think hangings and beheadings are a good way to get your message of peace and unity across.

[lorenzoandpedro]

For us masturbation is a form of Art



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