A Conversation With Yourself

[MikeW]

YUM CHEESE CAKE!

[himself]

I would probably tell my younger self (mid to late teens) to keep on being cold and nasty and heartless because that was maybe less shameful than being desperate and pathetic and childish. If I could go back even earlier (5 - 10 years old, or something like that), I would tell myself to be more human. I wanted people to think I was a real person - being a cunt and a joke was the way I went about that. I feel kind of ruined now. My character is beyond salvation. Thank God personalities are becoming obsolete due to modern technology!

[himself]

I would tell my older self that, right now, there are no noticeable growths on my body so that lump probably wasn't there before, in which case you should go to the doctor.

[TwisttheLeaf]

I'm too damned happy with my present to try and change it by giving myself advice that might change where things have ended up leading to. *Glances at [MENTION=20938]Gideon[/MENTION]*

And any advice I give myself right now for the future won't be worth a damned if I don't follow it. *Chuckles*