His First Toy! Also calling all Leather Men!

[Anocxu]

@ VaginafaceVirge

Dear Virge..
Why can't you relay ideas ?

It doesn't have to be divide and conquer all the time you know...

You are so competitive even when there's no need to be..

Latex...
Shower.. use corn starch powder.. dress and go..
Clean your latex before and after...

I'm sorry you have huge stinky balls..

[Virge]

Competitive? Divide and Conquer? Explain that in an email. I'd like to read it and understand what you mean. No arguing involved. Serious.

Yes I have a serious sweat problem.

[jimcrackcorn]

If I wore one of those "Latex" things,,,, my husband would laugh so hard - he'd have an aneurysm!....

Thanks for the idea!!!

Jimeroooo

[Anocxu]

If I wore one of those "Latex" things,,,, my husband would laugh so hard - he'd have an aneurysm!....

Thanks for the idea!!!

Jimeroooo

Why would he laugh?

[jimcrackcorn]

Why would he laugh?

I'm a suit & tie kind of guy. Always prim & proper (smile)... I can just see my hubby running for the camera equipment so he could share his amusement with our friends,,, provided he doesn't pass out from laughing or have an aneurysm beforehand...

Here's a pic of me in my monkey suit...

[TwisttheLeaf]

I'm with [MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION] on the leather vests.

Hot, but not in the way that makes you sweat like a pig, yeah?

Then again? I wear vests a lot. I like them. Although, I usually wear a shirt under mine.

[Anocxu]

^^^
It's just the dynamics between you and your hubby..

How about a tutu

[jimcrackcorn]

Can I twirl!!!!!! Just have the paramedics standing by in case I twirl my way right into a wall. Ouch!!!

[VirgoMasquerade]

e. And you don't want to know how bad they can smell after you get out of one after a night in the clubs dancing and wake up the next day and take a deep breath

Trust me my dear, It wouldnt be used for partying But thanks for the advice

I'm a suit & tie kind of guy. Always prim & proper (smile)... I can just see my hubby running for the camera equipment so he could share his amusement with our friends,,, provided he doesn't pass out from laughing or have an aneurysm beforehand...

He wouldn't be able to run while hogtied!

[jimcrackcorn]

Hogtied,,,,, hummmm,,, that sounds like another good idea!!! Don't know what he'd say about it,,, but who cares - cause I'd also gag him so he couldn't speak!! <yaaaaaaaaaaaa>

Crazy Ole Jim