dry spell 3 years

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Jesus man you're a real autumn leaf.
I really want to say something to make you feel better and warm you up a bit. But about the best I've got is "don't give up on love". Since i'm not a cheesy advice columnist i'm not gonna say that.

How about.....

Have you tried dating an autistic person?
Doing charity work?
Reading the works of Charles Bukowski?
I mean if you're going to give up you should at least do it artistically.

bukowski.net (I think you'd really like him.)

"The Dead Stay Alive Too Long And The Living Live Too Little" - Charles Bukowski

And what the hell i'll throw in some Laozi too.
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”- Laozi

Have you tried Arsenic? Cyanide?

I did charity work, also planted tens of thousands of trees so your generation could have forests and air to breath.

What do I get in return? some 20 something year old sniveling because he can't get laid in the past three years.

"bukowski.net (I think you'd really like him.)"

Well you thought wrong.

The problem here sonny boy is I am an old, grumpy old man who has hella health issues, is currently residing in a medical shelter for sick homeless men. In the past couple weeks I have been stoically informed that whilst the calendar says only 49 years have passed, my bones record 80-90 years of degeneration (it would appear I have osteoporosis) . So funny you would mention dry leaf, appearantly I run a serious risk of breaking something expensive like a hip from a simple fall. And it would pretty much end like it ends for an 85 year old who breaks their hip (you know death).

the other problem here is you didn't really read me. SEX ain't the important thing. SEX ain't love - so a period of three years without sex or without being in a relationship really isn't that important.

Especially in a world where there are well over 7 billion, with millions starving to death, oceans dying, and billions of humans suffering from real life changing tramatic events which are horrific.

There is nothing you can say to "warm me up".

I have weighed your species in the balance and you have been found wanting. I see a lot of humans but little humanity....

Fix that and you will warm me up.

And since we are quoting people:

I have to bring to your notice a terrifying reality: with the development of nuclear weapons Man has acquired, for the first time in history, the technical means to destroy the whole of civilization in a single act.
Joseph Rotblat

[Anocxu]

Since becoming single life has gotten far less complicated, I cook what I want, keep my place neat and tidy and I don't have to deal with the mood swings and drama of a partner.

Sex isn't all that important. Really it isn't. It gives at best momentary pleasure - about what and hour or two at best? - considering that the average man finishes in less than 7 minutes sex really, really isn't worth all of the stuff one has to go through to get it.

Meth is cheaper, a quarter gram costs only $25.00 (USD) and lasts 18-26 hours. Far less drama getting it, hell you don't even have to date or take your dealer to a movie and play all sorts of games to score - just wave a bit of money and the deal is done.

Not advocating drug use - or maybe I am - what I'm saying is that if you want pleasure there are cheaper, faster and longer lasting methods to feel pleasure. Trust me, slamming a quarter gram is ten times far more pleasurable than an orgasm, and lasts for hours.

Now if you want a relationship that a is a whole other thing, and sex in a relationship should be the icing on the cake, the other stuff, intimacy, companionship, friendship and all of the other things ones partner is supposed to be are the cake.

Frankly I don't want no loving - I want to be left alone, and have the freedom to be me in my own place, not sharing that space with another person, not having to play games, socialize and do all manner of other things.

If I need to get off there is porn (lots of it free and on the internet) and I have two hands.

PoinT taken..
I understand where you are coming from..
You are done with complications...

You have gotten to a point where sex,men and all that comes along with the turf is almost insignificant.

Honestly..
That's a milestone..

Most of us might never get there...

[Anocxu]

Will this explicit tale get me banned?

more to cum. (come).

I just set my phone on my boner with both hands free to start the vacuum cleaner...

[Anocxu]

[quote=Anocxu]

Virgo..
Weren't you hunting for someone to split open like a coconut?
/QUOTE]

While tied up to the bed? Yes, I was and still am lol

With all that sexual angst..

If I saw you at the end of a dark alley..
I'd run..





Towards you..

[VirgoMasquerade]

[quote=VirgoMasquerade]
With all that sexual angst..

If I saw you at the end of a dark alley..
I'd run..





Towards you..

Oh is that so? I'll be waiting.. If you're man enough for me

[Anocxu]

[quote=Anocxu]

Oh is that so? I'll be waiting.. If you're man enough for me

Man enough?
Are you judging the way I'm running?

[TigerLover]

Have you tried Arsenic? Cyanide?

I did charity work, also planted tens of thousands of trees so your generation could have forests and air to breath.

What do I get in return? some 20 something year old sniveling because he can't get laid in the past three years.

"bukowski.net (I think you'd really like him.)"

Well you thought wrong.

The problem here sonny boy is I am an old, grumpy old man who has hella health issues, is currently residing in a medical shelter for sick homeless men. In the past couple weeks I have been stoically informed that whilst the calendar says only 49 years have passed, my bones record 80-90 years of degeneration (it would appear I have osteoporosis) . So funny you would mention dry leaf, appearantly I run a serious risk of breaking something expensive like a hip from a simple fall. And it would pretty much end like it ends for an 85 year old who breaks their hip (you know death).

the other problem here is you didn't really read me. SEX ain't the important thing. SEX ain't love - so a period of three years without sex or without being in a relationship really isn't that important.

Especially in a world where there are well over 7 billion, with millions starving to death, oceans dying, and billions of humans suffering from real life changing tramatic events which are horrific.

There is nothing you can say to "warm me up".

I have weighed your species in the balance and you have been found wanting. I see a lot of humans but little humanity....

Fix that and you will warm me up.

You're right and I can only apologize. My comment was pretentious and passive agressive in a way i really didn't like.
To make matters worse I was already aware of your condition from another thread. Although I swear that had nothing to do with the leaf metaphor, I didn't make that connection.

I was already in a bad mood and I can't say why but your comment really pissed me off.
I couldn't have more pissed off if you'd expressed you're love of kicking puppies onto the freeway. Honestly the earlier drafts of my comment we're far worse.

I added this smiley to my favorites when i joined because i knew i'd need it someday.


"For fuck sake ***** you're a cool guy but some days you can be a real prick"- Anthony my childhood friend

[TigerLover]

I did charity work, also planted tens of thousands of trees so your generation could have forests and air to breath.
What do I get in return? some 20 something year old sniveling because he can't get laid in the past three years.

Last time I checked you didn't do charity work to get a return. And I doubt you had gratitude in mind when you volunteered.

"bukowski.net (I think you'd really like him.)"
Well you thought wrong.

Honestly i'm not a big fan either, he's as talented as hell. "The empty bottles like bled corpses surround me with their uselessness". But all his poetry is whiny and i can't for the life of me figure out what he's got to whine about.

the other problem here is you didn't really read me. SEX ain't the important thing. SEX ain't love - so a period of three years without sex or without being in a relationship really isn't that important.

Oh no I read you loud and clear and for the most part I agree. I really love sex but I enjoy cuddling, love and affection far more.

Especially in a world where there are well over 7 billion, with millions starving to death, oceans dying, and billions of humans suffering from real life changing tramatic events which are horrific.

Well your own lot in life is incredibly unfair. But don't extrapolate that to rest of the world.

I have weighed your species in the balance and you have been found wanting. I see a lot of humans but little humanity....

Fix that and you will warm me up.

Damn! don't ask for much do ya. Well honestly how much humanity you see just depends where you choose to look.

Don't get me wrong the governments are still incompetent callous and corrupt. nationalism and patriotism are still making a joke out of the human race. The corporations still screw over everything in sight in the name of profit, never stopping to think "hang on maybe we're screwing ourselves over in the long run". Many religious institutions are still disabling peoples brains. And there is and will always be that defective broken contingent of humanity that likes to pray upon the weak and vulnerable though they're much smaller than you'd think.

Buuuut
Did you know that sierra leone just discharged it's last Ebola patient. Probably not since the media seems to believe that good news is no news at all.
Theres the rising tide of democratic socialism in Europe and if Bernie sanders wins office it will spread to the US too.
GM crops are bolstering the global food supply.
... and well basically as a science obsessed 22 year old i'm familiar with the many attempts to fix our broken little world that're actually meeting with a lot of success.

Here's a few (fairly long) videos that may make you feel better about the world.







I FUCKING LOVE HANS ROSLING!

[VirgoMasquerade]

[quote=VirgoMasquerade]
Man enough?
Are you judging the way I'm running?

Lol nope! never judge a man by his running, Just from my dominant side

[CarGuy65]

Come on Wayward, tell us the rest! This is reading like a good porn novel! This thread is the first thing I checked on my laptop this morning. Waiting...........patiently!