Yellowstone should train its bears

[jimcrackcorn]

All this "boy" talk. Makes me want to role play as a paperboy for my partner.

...hm, I think that's an idea for another thread altogether...

Also yes, call man sounds so...I don't know. It doesn't really roll off the tongue. Kind of stumbles, fall downs the stairs, break a hip, and crawls off the tongue...

I never thought of role playing a paperboy.. Lets seee,,, paperboy rings doorbell to collect his paper money and a big hunky man opens the door and invites him in. The hunk is almost naked except for his white boxer shorts,,, and he ask you to set down while he finds his wallet. Suddenly he reappears and the boxer shorts have a really huge bulge in the front and he walks towards you and stops six inches from where your setting................................

Yep,,, it's a duable scenario (smile)...

Dirty Ole Man,
Jim

[Cobalt]

Oh boy this makes me think of a really bad porn movie set up.
*imagines some 18 year old flaming gay twink who looks queerer than queer with a lisp that can be heard for miles around* "Oh sir! I think you might be in my morning story. I want you to give me the hard facts. I won't tell my boss you couldn't pay for your paper...I'm sure he'll forget all about it when I let him stick it to me later..."

*imagines some coked out muscle head whose clearly only doing this for the money to feed his drug addiction* "Yeah boy pull my pants down and suck it."

I should write porn scripts.

[jimcrackcorn]

Oh boy this makes me think of a really bad porn movie set up.
*imagines some 18 year old flaming gay twink who looks queerer than queer with a lisp that can be heard for miles around* "Oh sir! I think you might be in my morning story. I want you to give me the hard facts. I won't tell my boss you couldn't pay for your paper...I'm sure he'll forget all about it when I let him stick it to me later..."

*imagines some coked out muscle head whose clearly only doing this for the money to feed his drug addiction* "Yeah boy pull my pants down and suck it."

I should write porn scripts.

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Your Hard Core!!!!!

You turned a sweet little paperboy and the hunky guy into skanks.... (laughing)....

[LONDONER]

I couldn't call you a call girl and call boy just sounded wrong...so a person you became.

Could've been "call guy"

[Anocxu]

My neighbor lady often refers to me as her "RentBoy" from Rentboy.com

I just wish she would pay me sometime!!!! darn'it!!!!!

Rentboy.com just got raided by the feds...

You're gonna need some Bail money...start charging..

[Anocxu]

Could've been "call guy"

I think you just gave me a new GS screen name..

[jimcrackcorn]

Rentboy.com just got raided by the feds...

You're gonna need some Bail money...start charging..

I have just the thing for those pesky devils:

[Rod]

Someone has been watching too much yogi bear.

must the wild animal wear a green tie and hat?

GGWP

[Anocxu]

I have just the thing for those pesky devils:

Oh wow!!
You're such a bad ass Jimmy...

[jimcrackcorn]

Oh wow!!
You're such a bad ass Jimmy...

Why thank you sweetie,,,,,, I always thought my ass was cute, in a "bad-assed" kinda way (smile)... Or was it me face???? Oh NO................