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Genuine UK Council House Complaints.... They cant make it up!
#1
These are genuine clips from UK Council flat (Public Housing) tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats:

1.. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back
passage has fungus growing in it.

2.. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't take it anymore.

3.. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

4.. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every
morning at 6 a.m. his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

5.. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would
you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

6.. . . . . . .and their 18 year old son is continually banging
his balls against my fence.

7.. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife.

8.. My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?

9.. I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the wall.

10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen

12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children
until it is cleared.

15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it's a
funny colour & not fit to drink.

16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired
and burnt my knob off.

17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly
when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside
toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
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#2
6.. . . . . . .and their 18 year old son is continually banging
his balls against my fence.

Maybe im easily amused...but that was fuckin hilarious! :biggrin:
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#3
must admit i did find them funny im in process of getting a council place and brighton being a gay capital they will go down well with complaining lol
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#4
hehe nice one Malcs! Biggthumpup

reflects reality! some people not only cant write but cant speak and they annoy me! Aghhh i need a new job...again! Rolleyes
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#5
malcs Wrote:12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
There's nothing wrong or inconsistent about this one.
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#6
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

I wonder what the kid will look like, perhaps a statue? lol
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#7
acholooz Wrote:There's nothing wrong or inconsistent about this one.

Technically no... You are right, but it's in the same vein as saying people can't spell and can't add up to 100%. But you are technically right. There's nothing to stop the walls being two things at once.
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