Random Sh*t

[ceez]

Footbaaaaaaalllll!

OK that's weird, I can't type football in all caps. is it because it's like how we yell at people on the internet? I need a different approach.







FOOTBALL!

[Anocxu]

[MENTION=21461]Steve[/MENTION]
Remember now..
I'm just low rent pretty..

Just like a Claude Monet..
Fantastic from a far..
Just don't come too close..

[Steve]

[MENTION=21156]Anocxu[/MENTION] How am I supposed to taste if I get be near you?

[Anocxu]

[MENTION=21156]Anocxu[/MENTION] How am I supposed to taste if I get be near you?

Lmao..
Lol..
My imagination is going kah-razy right now..

[Steve]

Got up this morning, bleary eyed, two or maybe three synapses firing, to give the cat her morning insulin shot. She wakes Mark up at 4:30 every morning, but she doesn't mess with me that early. Let's just say that I don't rise bight and cheery with the buttercups every morning. The sun was out, sky was blue, and I thought "Damn! A beautiful day. I'll go out on the balcony and read a bit, maybe take a walk to the lake with Mark... So I opened the door and it was a brisk 51° outside. Too brisk. My tits froze and my butt cheeks pinched together like Aaron Moody was going to take me without lube. In my best Bette Midler imitation I exclaimed "Who can fuck in this weather?". I settled for an apple and some almond milk, and sat down with my laptop.

Found this:
.

And this: Asstronauts

...g' morning all.

[Anocxu]

The guy on the left needs to use proper lube..
or consider anal bleaching..