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Anonymous · 11-03-2015, 04:38 PM

I see a lot of porn titles vintage/retro and fair enough a lot of these videos are porn and made up. I can't get my head around how in real life people in normal situations in "real life" porn or what ever are always ready and clean for anal. Lets say before modern days, in the vintage videos sex is there and then and they see to be clean for it. Taking into account when you clear out you are not as dirty as society makes out but these people in retro/vintage movies who lived in times when showering was not as available and bathing was not so regular, they are always and were clean for sex, regardless of body odour of uncleanliness they seem clean.

11-03-2015, 05:29 PM

Anonymous Wrote:I see a lot of porn titles vintage/retro and fair enough a lot of these videos are porn and made up. I can't get my head around how in real life people in normal situations in "real life" porn or what ever are always ready and clean for anal. Lets say before modern days, in the vintage videos sex is there and then and they see to be clean for it. Taking into account when you clear out you are not as dirty as society makes out but these people in retro/vintage movies who lived in times when showering was not as available and bathing was not so regular, they are always and were clean for sex, regardless of body odour of uncleanliness they seem clean.

Thanks for that...great way to start the morning...glad I didn't have any coffee in my mouth.....

11-03-2015, 08:04 PM

East Wrote:

Thanks for that...great way to start the morning...glad I didn't have any coffee in my mouth.....

Apparently, since we didn't have internet, we didn't have showers either....lol Kids...gotta love 'em...

~Beaux

11-03-2015, 08:51 PM

Beaux Wrote:Apparently, since we didn't have internet, we didn't have showers either....lol Kids...gotta love 'em...

~Beaux

LOL...I love the "bathing was not so regular" part...... Rofl

Err..maybe he is talking about 1800s Victorian Porn Facepalm

jimcrackcorn · 11-03-2015, 09:02 PM

I was out taking my pet Velociraptor for an early morning stroll when this big brute who was riding his Wolly Mammoth came along and grabbed me up and made me do unspeakable things to him & his Wolly Mammoth!!!

I was really hurt because I saw them the next day and they completely ignored me!!!

I feel so used!!
Cave Man Jim

11-03-2015, 09:13 PM

jimcrackcorn Wrote:I was out taking my pet Velociraptor for an early morning stroll when this big brute who was riding his Wolly Mammoth came along and grabbed me up and made me do unspeakable things to him & his Wolly Mammoth!!!

I was really hurt because I saw them the next day and they completely ignored me!!!

I feel so used!!
Cave Man Jim

Please tell me ...you DID have time for a shower BEFORE you did unspeakable things...
:eek:

jimcrackcorn · 11-03-2015, 09:21 PM

East Wrote:Please tell me ...you DID have time for a shower BEFORE you did unspeakable things...
:eek:

Nope,,, there was no rain in the primordial forecast that day (big grin)

11-03-2015, 09:49 PM

A lot of stuff gets made up. I remember when I first saw the movie Brokeback Mountain and the two guys were having sex in the tent, my first thought was "really, how long since this guy shit and showered"? And no lube.. what did they use, sweat and spit? Rolleyes

Cobalt · 11-03-2015, 09:54 PM

jimcrackcorn Wrote:I was out taking my pet Velociraptor for an early morning stroll when this big brute who was riding his Wolly Mammoth came along and grabbed me up and made me do unspeakable things to him & his Wolly Mammoth!!!

I was really hurt because I saw them the next day and they completely ignored me!!!

I feel so used!!
Cave Man Jim

So is it true...did the term "mammoth cock" really originate from the whooly? Is it just as big as the rumors say it is?!

To the topic creator; It's porn. A made up fantasy. Unless it's a scat film, the studio usually wouldn't let shots were shit was viewable pass through to the final production. They would have reshot once the dirty unwashed ancients did a rain dance to bring water unto themselves because of the obvious lack of new age technology showers.

Anonymous · 11-04-2015, 12:25 AM

The exact posters on this site that i thought would reply did and in the way they did, you mock people too much and its pretty nasty. Again all i did was ask a question and make a statement based on my perception of things and all i get is abuse, you really do make me wish i wasnt here on this site as all you have ever done is laugh and make a joke out of my threads. Why i bother to ask i dont no but you really are nasty men proving what most people are trying to say is not the gay stereotype. You Ruin the way forward for gay men.