 Do you have trouble waking up in the morning?
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11-13-2015, 06:57 PM
This could be your answer
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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11-13-2015, 07:41 PM
Lmao...
Lol.. You know Londoner. . If I woke up with a giant boner ..and that hand was just.. Mmh.. Hanging there.. I'd have to put it to good use.. [emoji1] 
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11-13-2015, 07:49 PM
And,,, if beating you over the head with that crazy Frankenstein hand doesn't work,,, just wait until that 5 minute snooze alarm kicks in... The Hand then grabs you by the neck & chokes you into consciousness.
With an alarm like that,,,, no one would go to sleep in the first place - they would fear the Frankenstein hand getting angry and finishing them off (permanently).. Hiding behind the couch, Jim We Have Elvis !!
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11-13-2015, 08:16 PM
Anocxu Wrote:If I woke up with a giant boner Now THAT sounds a whole lot like my mornings.... well, the getting up part too... MORNINGS ARE COMPLICATED OK!!! ![[Image: 05onfire1_xp-jumbo-v2.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp]](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/08/05/us/05onfire1_xp/05onfire1_xp-jumbo-v2.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp)
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11-13-2015, 09:05 PM
Insertnamehere Wrote:Now THAT sounds a whole lot like my mornings.... Lol.. A third idle hand probably a bad idea .. You probably wouldn't get outta bed then..
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11-14-2015, 03:50 PM
Anocxu Wrote:Lmao... Why didn't I think of that?
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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11-14-2015, 05:12 PM
Insertnamehere Wrote:Now THAT sounds a whole lot like my mornings.... Not as complicated as two guys waking up in the same bed with giant boners. What to do, what to do.....frottage comes to mind. 
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11-14-2015, 06:36 PM
LONDONER Wrote:Why didn't I think of that?Probably because you're a decent human being. . My genetics are just hyper sexual.. I could look at a box of chocolates and think.. "Is there room for my penis?" I'm learning to tone it down.. My best friends are no help.. They're actually worse.. I did notice .. There are a pair of "O"s in 'LONDONER'... Mhhhh...
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11-14-2015, 07:32 PM
Anocxu Wrote:I did notice .. How dare you! How very dare you! Don't even think about it.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams |
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