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Morning sex
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She She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
took me a second lol
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#3
Radbot42 Wrote:took me a second lol

Wow! A whole second?
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#4
A 2 minute egg. That redefines the concept of quickie doesn't it? Laugh

Loved it, sent it to Mark.
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#5
Snooooooort!!!!!
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LJay Wrote:Snooooooort!!!!!

Are you at the coke again Ljay!?
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#7
Gracious, NO!

Never touch the stuff. I prefer a good ginger ale or, better yet, a good bourbon on the rocks.
I bid NO Trump!
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#8
LaughLaugh
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#9
There's always another point of view:


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"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#10
That was funny !! I actually laughed out load and almost shot tea out of my nose !
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