Yo momma so fat.....

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, she burps a sonic boom.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, that when she farts, Ukraine revolted.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, her idea of an acceleration is a trampoline.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat, when she sleeps, China be jealous.

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat her period is an exclamation point.

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, little red riding hood thought she was grandma

[InbetweenDreams]

your momma is so fat, time slows down when you get near here... (general relativity anyone?)

[johnny196775]

Yo mamma is so fat she cant play guitar because her fingers are too big and she has a hard time holding the thing.

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, when she looks at the mirror, it smiles back at her.

[johnny196775]

Or

yo momma is so fat she is not capable of walking and needs to be taken care of.