the If/Will game

[Insertnamehere]

No. Food is not the be wasted. The car can just be set on fire.

If I catch the 22:15 train will I get home in time?

[Insertnamehere]

Not within my life projections. You never know, though.

If a dog looks so fucked up you feel disgusted by it will you shoot it?

[Cridders88]

If it was suffering.

If I insisted on having the fan on whilst we slept, would you get annoyed?

[Insertnamehere]

No

If I wanted to learn archery will you be ok with me using birds as target practice?

[Cridders88]

For the right person maybe.

If you ran over a cat in your car, will you stop?

[Insertnamehere]

No, who the fuck cares about a random cat? If that cat was my pet, however, yes.

If you hear shit on the radio will you throw it out your window?

[Cridders88]

I don't listen to the radio so problem solved.

If someone is pissing you off but you weren't in the position to say anything, will you run into a quiet room, yell out in rage and begin throwing stuff?

[Insertnamehere]

Nah, my rage follows different patterns and I can wait until I'm home alone for that.

If I asked you to punch me will you do it?

[Cridders88]

No.

If I asked you to keep a secret, would you?

[Insertnamehere]

Yes, I hardly talk to anyone anyway.

If I ran out of choices will you provide an exit strategy?