the If/Will game

[knickerbuck]

nope ..

If Selena got resurrected, will you be one of the fanboys/girls?

[Insertnamehere]

No, I hate that kind of music. Sylph would be all over that shit, though.

If I smack a dog will you give me a Putin wink?

[knickerbuck]

nope ..

If Harlem was in L.A., would you do anything? ..

[Insertnamehere]

No

If I tried to climb a tree will you set it on fire?

[knickerbuck]

nope .. lol .. haha fuck you ..

if Dick invited you to Jane's birthday will you bring Mary? ..

[Insertnamehere]

No, Mary is a fucking bitch crack hoe.

If you can throw a rock consequence free will you target a peron or an object?

[knickerbuck]

uhh.. wait .. tryin' to process .. $%^&%$## uhh, wait .. $@@#%%^%

if you had an erection while inside a bus, will you rub it on somebody? X))))~~~

[Insertnamehere]

No

If you found a container full of liquid nitrogen will you test it on someone?

[knickerbuck]

nope .. not on someone .. probably use it for some experiment .. heehee ..

if you had a room full of the elements of the periodic table, will you finally die? ..

[Insertnamehere]

If I'm exposed to all the radioactive ones, I certainly will.

If you have a machete will you machete someone?