the If/Will game

[Cridders88]

Definitely, it's the first thing I'd do.

If your boss said something you knew to be incorrect, would you correct him/her?

[Insertnamehere]

I do it all the time

If I cook for you and do the dishes will you cuddle me?

[thawoods]

yes, and pinch your nipples as plus

If I lost my sex appeal, will you still love me?

[Insertnamehere]

At that point I would think I'd already love you for that not to matter.

Knowing that I'm a complete asshole as far as the outside world goes would you still date me?

[thawoods]

Yes, I will.

If the sun don't shine no more, will you light it up?

[Insertnamehere]

No, I would be probably responsible for shutting it down in the first place.

Will you punch me in the face before I go to bed?

[thawoods]

yes

If i was naked and vulnerable, will you abuse me?

[Insertnamehere]

Probably


If my beds was makde of nails, would you lie there and cuddle with me?

[thawoods]

yes

If I had grown a beard, will you treat me better?

[Cridders88]

Lol, no, I'd always treat you the same beard or no beard.

If I climbed a tree and got stuck, would you laugh or help me?