the If/Will game

[thawoods]

ill just stay under, looking at ur balls, nah, ill help u down

If my cock was not as big as urs, will u still fuck me?

[Insertnamehere]

Yeah.

If your family doesn't like me will you still date me?

[Cridders88]

Of course

If you discover that I laugh at inappropriate moments, would you still date me?

[Insertnamehere]

I would find that too damn cute to pass

If I had a belly (I do) would you still date me?

[thawoods]

yes! of course! sometimes bellies look more natural, (and therefore, sexier) than worked hard for effin' abs

If u discovered that i was part of the Global Sedition, will u still chat with me?

[Insertnamehere]

Yeah, I don't really give a shit about the world anyway

If I'm not on the mood to get out of bed tomorrow, will you stay in and cuddle me?

[thawoods]

yes

If [MENTION=23097]Insertnamehere[/MENTION] had hairy nipples, will u still suck them?

[Cridders88]

Mmmm yes, nowt wrong with that

If I shaved off all of my hair, will you still date me?

[thawoods]

yes, hair will grow back, favorably ...

if i said that we do frot, will u do it?

[Insertnamehere]

Yeah why not.

If the sun explodes will you be there watching our impending death coming with me?