the If/Will game

[thawoods]

i think so ... lol ...

if i said i liked old school more than the shit u see on tv, will u still like me?

[thawoods]

i waz eh , 11 ...

if u had patented a new invention will u let others have it?

[Insertnamehere]

No

If you saw me unconscious on the floor will you steal my money and run away?

[thawoods]

no no, only if i recognized u, jk ...

if i said i owned 2 stacks of sport shoes, will u think me cooler?

[Insertnamehere]

Not particularly.

If I told you I only have 3 pairs of shoes, would you still consider going out with me?

[Cridders88]

Yep, I only have 3 myself (including work shoes), oh and some flipflops haha.

If I'd eaten beans for Dinner, would you still get into bed with me?

[Insertnamehere]

Sure, at some point we'd have to get used to each other farting. Open windows might be a good idea.

If I went on a rant would you hug and kiss me to shut me up?

[Cridders88]

Lol, yes I would

If I cried at something on the TV, will you think any less of me?

[Fairwooz]

No, I'd be intrigued to hear what would make you cry though.

If I sing a lot on a long road trip, will you get annoyed?

[Insertnamehere]

Not if they're good songs

If I snapped a chicken's neck and cook it will you eat it?