the If/Will game

[thawoods]

not unless i care

if your face got cut, will you still be you? x

[Cridders88]

Of course I would.

If you were approached by a charity worker in the street, would you stop and talk to them?

[thawoods]

Depends what the charity is for

if dennis the menace became a movie will you be watching it? X

[Cridders88]

Nah.

If Lara Croft was actually a real person, would you want to meet her?

[thawoods]

Not

if the dalai lama went to visit you will you welcome him? X

[Insertnamehere]

No, I'll fucking kick the living shit out of him. He's a religious authority motherfucker and that's the treatment ALL religious authorities motherfuckers should get.

If you found out some cheap booze you're drinking is actually 50% methanol will you still be alive at time to realize it and rampage over it before finally dropping dead from poisoning?

[thawoods]

not

if Salma Hayek passed by you, will you notice her? x

[Insertnamehere]

No

If a person with really bad breath talks to you, will you tell them about it?

[Cridders88]

Probably not, I am just too damned polite. I'd probably offer them some chewing gum or something diplomatic like that if I had to be around them for an extended period.

If I was walking along one of my trouser legs tucked into my socks by accident, would you tell me, or quietly laugh and leave me unaware?

[thawoods]

not. i don't care for style

if javier bardem gave u a wink, will you be delighted? x