the If/Will game

[Insertnamehere]

No, that guy is ugly and unsettling.

If I had my zipper down would you tell me?

[Cridders88]

Yes I would. There's nothing worse than risking getting a boner with your zip undone

If I lost my job, would you be disappointed in me?

[Insertnamehere]

Depends on why you got fired, but knowing you, not at all.

If I show my impatience while we're out and about will you be mad at me?

[MikeMercury]

Depends on why you are impatient.

If someone that you dislike asks for your help will you give it?

[Cridders88]

Depends how strongly I disliked them, and how severe their problem was. If they were in mortal peril, then always.

If a dog approached you (with their owner in the distance), would you stroke/pet it?

[Insertnamehere]

No

If you have a pet will you train it to attack your enemies?

[thawoods]

yes, wahahaha XD

if you had a superpower based on x-men, what would it be? x

[Insertnamehere]

Either telekinesis or regeneration sound ok to me.

If a bird attacked you will you grab it and kill it?

[thawoods]

no, definitely not

if a Krispy Kreme employee gave you a box of Dunkin' Donuts will you take it? x

[Cridders88]

Yeah, why not

If I tried to give you £150 (or whatever the equivalent is in your country), will you readily accept it or be weary and ask if there is a catch?