the If/Will game

[thawoods]

Yes

If the Easter Bunny gave you a pair of bunny slippers and gloves will you accept them?

[Insertnamehere]

No, I'll fucking kill that bunny and cook it. And eat it. On Good Friday. And make Catholics and protestants and whatever watch me eat it.

If I go through the front door will you receive me with a hug?

[thawoods]

no, with a tickle

if you found a spare potato on the road, will you carry it to your yard?

[Cridders88]

No.

If someone gave you a wave and a smile as they drove past you, but you didn't immediately recognise them, would you wave back before it is too late?

[thawoods]

no

if latinas were to chase you around will you give a hint?

[Cridders88]

What?

If someone made you a bacon sandwich, will you eat it?

[Insertnamehere]

Sure.

If I were to cook for you will you wash the dishes?

[Cridders88]

Absolutely, I will always do my bit.

If you were walking down a dark alley and you heard footsteps behind you, would you be in any way worried?

[Vin]

Definitely, I feel like most people would lol

If you were at a restaurant and your ex was seated at the table next to you, would you say hi?

[Sylph]

Of course! I don't really hold grudges and I talk to everyone like we was best friends anyway, so my ex would be no different.

If I was to make a thread bracelet for you, will you always wear it? :p