Worst Movies Ever

[thawoods]

haha! to hell with reading subtitles .... lol ...

[InbetweenDreams]

haha! to hell with reading subtitles .... lol ...

lol if I wanted to read, I'd just grab a book, not try to squint reading the tv and listen to people speak in a language I don't know or want to know. I don't mind them in a scene or two, but watching an entire season of some Anime series is not happening lol

[Shooter]

anything with Vince Vaughn. If actors were drinks, he would be a glass of lukewarm water.

Michael Bay makes 120 minute commercials. His movies give me a headache.

Anything by Wes Anderson. I know a lot of people like him but his movies put me to sleep.

any movie (usually a superhero movie or sic-fi) where the villain raises his hand and shouts "Silence!"

I didn't see it but "Antman" Altman?? Really? Aren't we scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit here?

I think we should all give thanks that Rob Schneider's career is long over.

[himself]

I almost never go to the cinema but I went a year ago, to see that Planet of the Apes film. People said it was good but it was actually objectively shit. It was really predictable. I have absolutely no imagination and I feel like I could have written it. It was shit and everyone who likes that film is a fucking stupid cunt.

[himself]

A few months ago, I watched the Harry Hill movie. That was the worst film I've ever seen. I thought it would be funny in a bad sort of way, since some films are so bad that they are good. This film was so bad that it wasn't even so bad it was good. It was so bad that it was so bad.

[IanSaysHi]

Has anyone ever seen 'Chained Heat' (trailer below) - someone once told me it was so bad, it was good. I'd like to test that theory.

[Confuzzled4]

The Room, I know some people will say it was so bad that it was funny. I'll admit, I do like quoting some of the awful lines from the movie, but I'd probably still call it the worst movie I've seen. If The Room doesn't count, then The Box would definitely be second. Apparently lazy "The" followed by a single word titled movies are awful.

[himself]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Santa Claus vs. the Devil.

[himself]

I had to check if those were real, the first thing that comes up is WORST FILM EVER lol

So the first one didn't compel you to not watch the second one then?

Apparently, they are cult classics because they are so bad. I only watched part of the second film (the films are unrelated).

[Miles]

Dancer in the Dark. Roger Ebert praised it. It was also a preposterous, nonsensical, incoherent, facepalm-worthy steaming turd. The only redeeming aspect of the film were the musical numbers, which are shoehorned in so jarringly that they fit in about as well as a cheerleader at a poker game. Bjork was wise to stick to music after that.