Priceless stuff from kids

[LONDONER]

They're smarter than you think

O shit, I'm sorry, thaat's too small to read.

[trywait]

I saw this recently! H to O ... lmfao!

[LONDONER]

Apologies once again that it was too small to read. Here's a transcript:

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is six years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He only became father when I was born.
(Logic! Children are quick and always speak their mind)

Teacher: María, go to the map and find North America.
María: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: María.

Teacher: Glen, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Glen: K R O K O D I A L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula of water:
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O

Teacher: Clyde, you composition “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, it’s the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Pass this around and make someone laugh
Laughter is the soul’s medicine.

[CellarDweller]

the last one kills me!