Scented candles. Are you poisoning your home?

[Anocxu]

At 1% (v/v) H2S per fart?

Way too much methinks and a confined room.


You know, you remind me of a physicochemistry exam I had in my sophomore year, there was (true story) a question that asked you how long did it take a chemical plant worker to die from cyanide poisoning considering a leak of I don't remember how many mL/min
lol

To be honest Insert..
I was really being an ass..
Really thinking you would be laughing at my questions. .

but you have managed to turn bodily functions into simplified science..
So..
I am officially terrified of you ..

[Insertnamehere]

Really thinking you would be laughing at my questions

I was

but you have managed to turn bodily functions into simplified science..

That is my job in this world

So..I am officially terrified of you .

Good, you should be