Lawyers (Note this in the Humour section)
Sagittarius
01-18-2016, 07:31 PM
Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off you when you die.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.
Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What is the Lawyers' creed?
A: A man is innocent until proven broke
A: A tick falls off you when you die.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.
Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What is the Lawyers' creed?
A: A man is innocent until proven broke
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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