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01-23-2016, 12:11 AM

LJay Wrote:Now can someone explain why there is no money in my bank account?

Can't help you LJay..

Look at my new ride !!
Woot Woot!!!

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IanSaysHi · 01-23-2016, 01:01 AM

I also find that not clicking on the attached invoice on emails from MRS RITA EVEREST who calls me her DEAREST FRIEND helps too.

Insertnamehere · 01-23-2016, 01:49 AM

IanSaysHi Wrote:I also find that not clicking on the attached invoice on emails from MRS RITA EVEREST who calls me her DEAREST FRIEND helps too.

OMG I just have to laugh my ass off at certain spam with titles offering me dating sites to meet nice girls or college applications or viagra.

I mean...I think I've clicked on enough gay related websites and the mail does have my age by means of the birth date on it for spammers to know they're barking at the wrong tree in so many ways by now.

jimcrackcorn · 01-23-2016, 02:19 AM

LJay Wrote:Actually, I sleep on a yoga mat covered by a tattered sheet that the asylum gave me when they released me. It reminds me of better times.

Well,,,,yoga mats are much more hygienic than the urine/cum stained mattresses I've slept on at the asylum I'm presently residing at <fleeeeeeeeeeeeeee>

Good grief,,,, I'm getting gross tonight... Maybe it's because I just finished filing my tax's which always makes me a little crazier than normal.......

Dreaming of audits,
Jimeroooo

jimcrackcorn · 01-23-2016, 02:25 AM

Anocxu Wrote:Can't help you LJay..

Look at my new ride !!
Woot Woot!!!

I had a sneaky suspicion you liked Pocket Rockets.

So,, put the pedal to the metal honey,,,, and live the dream!!!!

Jealous Jim

LJay · 01-23-2016, 04:04 AM

Anocxu Wrote:Can't help you LJay..

Look at my new ride !!
Woot Woot!!!

Parked in your driveway, right?

LJay · 01-23-2016, 04:08 AM

Wow, @Jim, we never had mattresses. They just parked us on the concrete floors. No alarm clocks either. Wake up was when the crews came through with the buckets of PineSol and the fire hoses to do the morning cleaning.

Taxes done? Give me your address. I am going to hire an assassin.

01-23-2016, 07:33 AM

LJay Wrote:No alarm clocks either.

Usually the alarm clock is when when you wake up to Orderly Bubba with his hand over your mouth ...

01-23-2016, 07:40 AM

IanSaysHi Wrote:I also find that not clicking on the attached invoice on emails from MRS RITA EVEREST who calls me her DEAREST FRIEND helps too.

Well that..
And the thread reveals the fact that once someone has your e-mail address. . You could be a target!..

LJay · 01-23-2016, 08:12 AM

[MENTION=21156]Anocxu[/MENTION], you didn't hear? He is not Orderly Bubba any more. He is Patient Bubba and the put him in WARD 7! You know, the one where they scream a lot. All I ever heard when the walked me past there to have my special treatments was No! NO! NOO! I don't think Patient Bubba is having a good time now.