the fruit game

[thawoods]

ok, this is a fairly simple game that essentially involves two individuals, and requires 3 posts to attain completion, the first post being the initiator (that's me!), the second post would be the respondent (the next person) and the third post being the linker (that's still me!).
So, the initiator will provide a fruit, then he must tell the respondent to mention 5 things he will do to the fruit, then he must then again tell the respondent to provide 10 of his relatives' names and lastly mention 5 of his favourite baby body parts. once this is done, the linker will provide the next fruit to tackle on. so here goes respondent: pineapple

[thawoods]

ok i 4got 2 add, i'll have 2 give an example:

(e.g.): pineapple:

1. wash --- names: dorian, peter, hans, sheena, rick, jane, albert, joe, larry, percy
2. peel --- baby parts: butt, eyes, hair, finger, leg, chest
3. slice
4. eat
5. throw

[thawoods]

PINEAPPLE by [MENTION=23123]Alto[/MENTION]

Shaun threw Michelle's eye
Stefan performed Donna's nose
Katie went Claire's mouth
Amy decimated Paul's fingers
Gillian made Daniel's toes ...

Banana

de-skin --- names: danny, trisha, fiona, reese, rena, rosette, rica, arnold, allan, jeff
wash ---- body parts: nose, fingernail, nipple, back, chin
cook
glaze
eat

walnut

[thawoods]

Walnut by [MENTION=23123]Alto[/MENTION]

Ian roasted Karina's belly button
Peter munched Martin's elbow
Elliot choked Jason's feet
Dan crushed Andy's dick
Adam swallowed Paul's eyebrows

dammit ... lol

cranberry

[thawoods]

CRANBERRY by Alto & thawoods

Insertnamehere juiced Emiliano's brain.
Cridders88 squashed Iansayhi's Adam's apple.
Alto dehydrated VirgoMasquerade's butt.
thawoods fed to the ducks CellarDweller's balls.
Darius boiled Anocxu's tongue.

X)~

I pass the ball to the next person to give the fruit ...

[thawoods]

ok, ill give it then ...

tomato ...

[Insertnamehere]

Let me see if I got this straight.

5 things I'd do with the tomato: squash, cook, peel, grow, slice.

and..10 people(?) I don't wanna do relatives, those are boring: Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Angela Merkel, François Hollande, Shinzō Abe, David Cameron, Dilma Rousseff, Li Keqiang, Bashar al-Assad

[thawoods]

u forgot baby parts ...

[Insertnamehere]

Body parts!

dick, liver, foot, eye, spleen...was it five?

[thawoods]

TOMATO by Insertnamehere.

Barack Obama squashed David Cameron's dick. (oh-ehm!)
Vladimir Putin cooked Dilma Rousseff's liver. (wicked!)
Angela Merkel peeled Li Keqiang's foot.
Francois Hollande grew Bashar al-Assad's eye.
Shinzo Abe sliced Bill Clinton's spleen.

next fruit: watermelon